I made petco let me get darcy lol. The guy went in there with like... hawking gloves on. I was like are you serious?! they dont bite that hard! so I just went can i just... you know... do this. and he goes no and trys to corner him with the hawking gloves again and i go 'so heres the thing, i take him out or I dont get him.' and the guys just looks and me and i go 'and then I explain to your manager why you just lost my buisness because I'm thinking i need a lot of new toys bird food and maybe a cage too' and the guy keeps looking at me and i go 'so what's the decision' and he takes the gloves off and starts to hand them to me and I was like no thanks, stuck my hand in there, said a few nice things, cornered him (which proved much easier minus the ginormous leather gloves) picked him up and plopped him in the box.
the guy labeled the box and I said thanks and then started helping some other girls who were looking at the keets decide which were male and which were female.
i probably ruined his day