^ yeah starting now: 2+2=4 not 6!
> has to work on lots of stuff but is tempted to come on this site
v is a big fat cookie

^ >sniff sniff< i'm not fat, you meanie! >sniff<

> ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (that's me singing opera)

v enjoys my singing

^ oooh yes, I loves me some opera.
> is listening to (and knows all the words to) the 9 minute version of "American Pie" gotta love it.
v likes that song too.

^ OMG THAT IS SURREAL! i was just singing american pie to chi-chi and nena!!! crazy, man, crazy....

> is a chinchilla

v it not

^ haha little did you know I was psychic.
> is not a chinchilla (i love rain)
v is not a chinchilla either.

^ Nope ( but i had that as a nickname for a while)

> Says look up the song My Chinchilla by oh no i forget it's a girl band.

V Is not interested in chinchillese business.

^ is right, im not interested
> is LOVING college, and is at work.. where they let me be online!!
v wishes their job was as cool as mine!

^ yeah, my job is pretty much as cool as yours...i work at the gym, and they let me do homework and surf the internet

> just woke up like 20 minutes ago...i think i'm sick...

v is as mad as i am because i HATE being sick

^ i'm sorry you're sick!!!!
> can go online all she wants during class, and can screw around and play with ANIMALS at work, therefore, her job trumps all,
V wishes they had my job.

^ is lying, i hate working
> is bored
v is not so bored