Fact: While all people are not the same, many don't really enjoy hanging the outside Christmas lights, but their significant others enjoy the final results, so it's done as an effort of love.

When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

The dollar symbol ($) is a U combined with an S (U.S.) ...??? what?? its an s and an l!

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head." i wonder if his dad new what it ment...

The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites. ewwwwwwwwwY!

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.

Most lipstick is partailly made of fish scales.

No president of the United States was an only child.

Apples are more effective at keeping people awake in the morning than caffeine.

You must lie on your back to kiss the Blarney Stone.

whats a blarney stone?

haha the blarney stone is a pub down the street from me.

Blarney Stone

haha, I still know it as the pub done the street. =]

Many significant other sacrifice 100's of hours of sleep a year because of partners snoring, flopping or night terrors.
Some want to smother said significant other with a pillow.

Zoo, do the patrons ever end up on the floor?

I'm assuming so, haha.
I've only actually been there once, and it was for lunch, seeing as I'm not legaly aloud to drink, but:
fact- i don't want to either =P



Val, haha, awwwww- poor significant other.