ROTFL! BBM and LoraX, you are just TOO much! (I'm literally crying, I'm laughing so hard!)
Actually Pudge didn't slap him, she bit him! She turned him down, and he said "Oh yeah? Bite me!" and, well .... She's not going to the party with Turkey because he's just not her type, but perhaps Coco or Speckles will find him less "fowl" -yuk yuk!
I have to ban myself for lame jokes.