and:
5 glaaaaaaaasses of eggnog
4 calling Chi-Chis
3 Nena nips
2 honey sticks
and a banning from Coco's mama !

ja! well...you're banned for waving shopping bags in my face! what is this? are you mocking me? just because i haven't finished my christmas shopping yet!

Lorax is running 5 minuuuuutes late
4 more presents
3 more gifts
2 tylenols
and another ban from Coco's mama!

your banned for not ordering outfits for the ball for chi chi and nena.everone one that someone will be there all featheredup and males in their tails.the outfits coco has been working overtime to have ready for the gala.your double banned for not checking out cocos store,it where the well dressed budgie goes to be wll groomed.

You're banned because where the heck is Speckles? Here's Pudgie, at the ball, holding mocktinis and milletinis for Speckles but she hasn't shown up yet! (Hope Pudge doesn't just start pounding back the drinks!)

Okay - I have to ban myself. Pudge was so intrigued with the mocktails (hic!) that it took her awhile to look around the corner and see the dance room. And my goodness - so many "splendiferous" birdies!

Banned from here, back to ball !!
We have prizes to give away, Santa keet is very busy , we all have to do our part for holidays. And don't spill your Spinach Sling on your gown on the way back.

You're banned for suggesting that Pudge would spill on her gown (course, the Pellet Pate almost gave her trouble, but...)

speckles has arrived and has jumped right in.pass the mocktails,lets get this party started,she's ready to shake her tail feathers.her brothers are all eyeing the females since some of them are coming of age cere turning dark bluish puple,they ready to hang out.speckles ,coco and pudgie are all looking for the fellows lick caleb and his crew.nothing gets speckles feathers ruffed like a homesome well tailed male.lead the way to the photo shoot before these ladies have too may mocktails.

You Ish Banned for not having one single ban in the entire sentence!!!
5 lloouudd KEEEEEEEEEEEETs
4 humming birds
3 robins
2 tiny sparrows
and a ban from my bird family!
and don't forget me!!! XD

beat that, coco's mama!